Greatness, Revisited
For the past year-and-a-half we’ve been listening to Donald Trump and his supporters insist they’re going to ‘Make America Great Again.’...
Jiminy Cricket, You Ain't
This election season, voters have two choices when it comes to selecting the next President of the United States: Democrat Hillary...
The Children's Revoltion
The 2016 U.S. Presidential election has seen self-described ‘revolutions’ from both conservative and liberal candidates. Two have been...
The Forrest for the Trees
If there’s one thing you can always count on, people will overplay their hand. Following Dylann Roof’s murder of nine parishioners at the...
Fags In the Showers!
Hey, guys! Once Bitten has finally been released on Blu-Ray! Reviews indicate it apparently looks better than any other home video...
Samuel Goldwyn, Jr.: 1926 - 2015
Samuel Goldwyn, Jr. - the man who produced and financed our first film, Once Bitten - passed away today at the age of 88. Shit. You've...
The Faithless Faithful
Years ago I heard a story - probably apocryphal - about a monk who, upon learning human beings kill millions of microscopic organisms...
Rovers
When I played softball I learned a valuable lesson about human behavior. No, not that failed high school athletes tend to take...
Abridge to Nowhere
After weeks of controversy, embarrassment, foolish decisions, public scoldings and countless Tweets, The Interview actually managed to...
Kiss My A's Goodbye
A word of caution before we begin: This is a sports essay written by a pissed-off sports fan - which means I can guarantee before I even...
