Believe it or don't, we actually sit down and write every single thing you hear on SideShow Lounge.

 

I know, right?

 

It's all thought up in advance, typed into computers, re-typed into computers, re-re-typed into computers, and then given to our fine cast of talented actors (Michael Wolf, Brian Guthrie and Kirk Craigie) who bring the show to life. It's then placed into the hands of our expert producer/editor/sound-effects-finder Jessica Conrad who makes it into something you might want to actually listen to.

 

But first it gets written down. Honest.

 

Now, since I always enjoy reading scripts for shows I like, I thought I'd make my SideShow Lounge scripts available for your perusal.

 

That means for you to look at.

 

I'd be remiss (that means 'a dick') if I didn't point out that I write a small fraction of what you hear on the show. The guy who does the real heavy-lifting is our fearless leader* Michael Wolf. If you enjoy the show, he's the main reason.

 

I'd be an even bigger remiss if I didn't further point out that a script is just words on paper until actors speak the lines - and I'm lucky enough to have Mr. Wolf, Mr. Guthrie and Mr. Craigie speaking mine. Not to mention Ms. Conrad bailing me out by actually finding sounds that match descriptions such as 'Small, reverent fart.' I am in debt to them all.

 

So anyway, here's my small contribution to the fun. Enjoy.

 

* Neither of those words is an accurate description, but he hits us. He hits us when you're not here.